Really Douglass is that really what you’re going with? Come on you can do better than the Meme “it wasn’t me”…
Setting aside the fact that I don’t think the Government has argued a comprehensive winnable case (but I reserve judgment) Mackey’s MTD is confounding for numerous reasons…
As her unofficial secretary, she’s doing the best that she can. The ongoing “she’s faking her stroke” is taking a significant toll on her and our family. It makes me wonder, what the h*ll is wrong with these people? I told her last night I would update her followers. Mental health wise she’s not doing that well. She’s really hurt by the BS lies floating around and so am I. I keep reminding her she needs patience and to ignore these a**holes. However, she has another message for those people (I made her promise that this will be last article until Halloween). So without further adieu, here’s Filey:
…Ass-sphincter say what? Hold the damn SpicyFiles for a hot minute you mean to tell me that the hospital dates match up and that 8.5 days resulted in over $50,000 in medical expenses. Well Shittlestix tickle my strokey-toes, I guess we now know who are the liars and who’s not lying. Questions to my haters: does your inhumanity feel good? Exactly just how fucking damaged in the head & soul are you imcels?
Medical/Heath Insurance Authorization for Oct 2022
Questions to my haters: does your thirsty unemployed & unemployable inhumanity make you feel good? Exactly just how fucking damaged in the head & soul are you to amplify the malicious slander I’d “fake a stroke”? You’re scrambling to delete your defamatory public statements only proves your comicalness and consciousness of guilt behavior —ProTip: In my opinion, you recalcitrant dinggleberries THE INTERNET IS FOREVER and deleting your shit makes you even more guilty. Do better because I’ve been living in your head rent free, for years and you keep flailing like a Tito’s soaked squirel who’s nuttier than their pellet shitz…
Drops Mic and commence uncontrollable snort laughing….
…Warning a few grotesque cursey words incoming…
For the record the purpose of why I’m sharing the recently approved medical claims, I want the record to clearly and unambiguously show there’s zero merit in the lies that I would fake this life changing medical event. Incidentally and contrary to the Haters/Stalkers bullsharts, I’m not requesting money. Because well DUH, I have a goddamn mitherducking J-OB. I’m compensated pretty handsomely for my Spicy-ness (and my typos) … Notwithstanding I also have pretty spectacular health insurance.
Therefore any specious fetted bullshart, that some how I will be gunning for a GoFundMe or fraudulent grift. That is complete microwaved bullshit and has zero merit or basis in fact. Insofar why certain individuals would continue with their ridiculous and untruthful narrative, you’ll have to ask them. Honestly it says everything about them while saying very little about me. Insert a headache inducing eyeroll. I’ve said before but I’ll say it again:
I think my well documented track record speaks clearly and loudly for itself. Res Ipsa Loquitur, “the thing speaks for itself”… you dumb mutha-fuckers.
I mean I did warn you that copious sweary words would be ahead (snort) —Again sometimes my Spicy just can’t be contained. However today I simply ran of fucks and I can not foresee any fucks falling from the sky into my hand. Lord have mercy that screed felt fan-fucking-tastic.…now that I think we have sufficiently closed the loop on the discordant and malicious misinformation, let’s talk about Douglass Mackey and the Government’s case against him. After all I too am jonesing for deep Filey dive….
..but first your necessary timeline cleanser via your daily saltwater video therapy.
Sometimes you have to make an executive decision for your own well being. After serious negotiations with my spouse, I agreed that this would be last and final Substack article for October 2022. Think BAFO not to confused with FOMO. Don’t worry I’m not going anywhere. But my spouse implored me to soley focus on my road to recovery. I’m not saying either once of us blacked mailed the other but it’s not exactly fair to play chicken with someone recovering from a stroke. I can go HAM in a split second and not thunk twice about it.
Candidly though, I did straight up play the Catholic guilt card and I’m mindful that duh he’s transcribing my dictation. Therefore he could easily jack me up but he won’t because he loves me (for now) —do y’all have you any idea how much hardball I’m capable of? I’ve made making first years cry for sport. And then I drink their tears as my way of asserting my dominance over them…apparently my H.R. department? (Aww that’s super “special of you” Stephanie aka LB telling people I don’t have an HR Dept) wanna see my short term disability claims? You insufferable fuck-nut) where was I? Oh that’s right mu HT Department frowns upon dry humping employees..Must I really show you my coffee cup which reads “tears of my enemy -yummo” in the end I decided my husband was right, but I required dropping one more article to with a bunch of receipts…
The spicy-est of Spicy Primers & a reminder disinformation is a horseshoe hellscape
Remember that time when a bunch of twitter users were targeted by MicoChip, Ricky Vaughn, via-a-vis Operation Tity Twister and a calvecade of other unsavory Twitter users? At the time I explained that Beta-Satan (will forever be one of my favorite nicknames) was factually and intellectually out if his Tito’s soaked league. Heretofore that initial assessment remains unchanged.
Conversely for a brief moment I swear I had a DARVO PTSD flashback (a little over a year ago I explained what constitutes DARVO) —and to be frank, I had completely about Karol/Karen’s impressive gaslighting and relentless smear campaign. As further detailed the infamous “block list” was weaponized by both the Alt-Right and Blue-QANON. Yes some how Karol’s defamatory lies that imma master hacker & Louise pays me. Prove it Karol -oh wait yiu can’t but I can prove you’re a vile pathological liar mcLiat face.
The falsity of Karol Cummins disinformation and actual lies., did not age well. Although I suppose I should thank Karol for reminding me that the statue of limitations reset each time you invoked your defamatory lies. Fun Fact I can prove Karol Cummins was/is a willing co-conspirator to a years long targeted harassment campaign. The first amendment’s “freedom of speech” isn’t absolute. Karol lied to her thousands of followers over and over. Falsely stating I was “fly” sans a scintilla of evidence to support her specious falsehoods, Mitch prove it or when the piper demands payment I’m pretty sure you shitty apartment won’t come close to damages. Goddamn an uncensored Spicy feels so damn good that it burns 😂
So the May 2021 Karol Cummins disinformation tied to the Alt-Right Meme Troll. Dis you Karol?
It’s somewhat satisfying looking back in time. Especially if you’re are a person who can pinpoint facts, fact pattern and can connect the fact dots. Who doesn’t love a good old fashioned reach back? Especially when aforesaid reach back is extra spicy and includes a virtual throat punch. To clear I really don’t condone violence but there are times I’ve seriously considered administering one or one googolplex… because people like Karol are dangerous premeditative sociopaths, and that’s my opinion (we can discuss the veracity of facts at a later date) and I’m kidding, sort of. I would also recommend you read this 2021 subsection regarding Defendant Mackey, found here
Back in the late Spring early Summer of 2022 I opined that there might be a possibility that Mackey “could be” negotiating a plea agreement. My caveat of “might…could be…” was entirely intentional. That’s not me mincing words, that is me being upfront with potential speculation. Not in a manner to be construed as me engaged in rank subterfuge, rather in an attempt to discuss reasonable possibilities. I swear to baby cheesus do not ever say I’m engaging in a liddl’ game theory —to be clear there is no time whatsoever to ever engage in that unless of course your an actual mathematician. They you’re in a far more superior intellectual league I can only lust after. Those that pretend they are the preeminent intelligence community expert but have never held any security clearance, whatsoever, might actually trigger me to go straight up nuclear spicy. As there’s zero mathematical component to reading a basic indictment and the subsequent pre-trial filings. Reading is fundamental, or so I’m told.
Shittlestix you call that journalism?
On October 26, 2022 the New York Daily News published am\, what can only called powder puff piece about Mackey. The issue is Defendant Mackey’s arguments. He genuinely thinks he didn’t do anything wrong. The Daily News article cited, in part that Federal Judge Nicholas Garaufis had yet to rule on the August or September 2022 Motions. That is actually true (see the paperless order. Additionally while Defendant Mackey’s case is considered a pretty high profile case, it should be noted that he’s working overtime to cobble his narrative that won’t make him look any worse.
Which now brings to the pre-trial filings by both Mackey and the Government’s various motions. Please see embedded EDNY-ECF links below and yes I know some of my readers have been jonesing for a good old fashioned Spicy deep-dive…also because I’m ever so mindful of PACRR Cost I’m slowly uploading the documents to my Scribd account or you can access some of the filings via CourtListener -which is an open source judicial database (kee[ in mind sometimes there’s a delay or filings are paywalled which is why I predominantly use the ECF
Recent Court filings in USA v Mackey
September 6, 2022 - REPLY MEMORANDUM OF LAW IN SUPPORT OF DEFENDANT DOUGLASS MACKEY’S MOTION FOR DISMISSAL- see EDNY-ECF Doc # 50
August 5, 2022 - GOVERNMENT’S RESPONSE IN OPPOSITION TO DEFENDANT’S MOTION TO DISMISS -see EDNY-ECF DocNo 45 or see this Scribd Link for a free copy
Again to date the Court has yet to rule on either motion but that nit uncommon especially if you read the most recent scheduling order. Specifically see Minute Entry below (or see EDNY-ECF docket report) note the rescheduling from Oct 5th to Oct 26th.
ORDER: Oral argument on Defendant's motion to dismiss, previously scheduled for October 5, 2022, is rescheduled for October 26, 2022 at 1:30 pm. Time was previously excluded under the Speedy Trial Act from May 6, 2022 until October 5, 2022, on consent of the parties, and is now further excluded, on consent of the parties, until October 26, 2022 for ongoing motion practice.
Government’s position as to Defendant Mackey…
Generally I refrain from criticizing the Government. Yes I know that’s weird. The point is I have faith in the Government to do the right thing. Conversely the only generalized criticism I have is I’m concerned about the Government’ lack of leaning to Mackey’s well written counter arguments. That’s not to say the Government can’t ameliorate the deficiencies I see. They can but right now at this stage in the pre-trial phase, the government’s response has been underwhelming. Especially in light of a near embargo of Mackey’s Operation Tity Twist
The law has long prohibited such conspiracies, and the defendant was squarely on notice that his conduct was illegal. The defendant’s conduct is also unprotected by the First Amendment. As the Supreme Court has recognized, the First Amendment does not shield intentional efforts to deprive citizens of their right to vote through deception regarding the time, place, and manner of elections. Finally, venue is proper in the Eastern District of New York as the misleading information was transmitted through the district and the criminal conduct aimed to impact potential voters in the district. The defendant’s motion should be denied in its entirety. (Emphasis Added)
That said I agree that the Government’s arguments concerning sufficient notice, SCOTUS’ previous holdings with respect to permissible conduct under the first Amendment. When you weigh these particular factors along with the legal framework of standard review, only then can yiu begin to see the variant legal contours. Especially during the pretrial phase. I’d recommend you read pages 3 thru 6 as you’ll note the Government expressly opines the dismissal of an indictment during the pretrial phase… ‘
To be clear, in my opinion Defendant Mackey attempted to conflate “venue shopping” in an intellectually dishonest position statement. Thus far in the public record there’s nothing to suggest the government engaged in the dubious venue shopping scheme. That’s an important distinction you should not overlook.
…the defendant intended to injure the rights of certain voters, and the right to vote has been protected by the Constitution for well over a hundred years, he had reasonable notice that his conduct violated Section 241. …to distribute false information about the time, place, and manner of an election; his conduct falls squarely within the protected right.
I’ll keep repeating this, because it’s that important namely the subtext there are likely cooperating witnesses, fact witnesses and Mackey has a big ass target on his back;
…Mackey’s alleged co-conspirators,..
To date we don’t know who the coconspirators are —granted the mainstream media has previously unmasked the coconspirators but officially the government has not publicly proffered that information. And that’s something I would definitely keep in mind because until such the Government does than I’d relegate the copious pubic reporting as nothing more than slightly credible speculation.
Incidentally the only significant docket activity in USA v Mackey occurred on October 6, 2022 -as you’ll note he has a pretty long tenure with the Justice Department. He hails from Harvard Law, a former law clerk for the 1stCCOAs, spent just under four years at the DOJ’s Fraud Section, where he served as a trial attorney and most recently has spent just under six years as the EDNY-AUSA. You can read his Martindale-Hubbell profile here.
Not that this matters but Martindale-Hubble is in fact the preeminent law centric database, at least for my employer that’s the primary database we us. Whereas we rarely use LinkedIn, see his profil here. Golly Gee it’s almost like I know what I speak of (insert uproarious snort laughter)
Look I understand it’s not helpful for me to “calm down” I mean in the history of mankind telling someone to calm down, does the exact opposite. However before the histrionics begin, I’m asking you to please take a deep breath. I personally think the breathless ‘OMG SCOTUS is in the tank for Trump” isentirely overblown.
I’d like to gently remind you what some of us accurately predicted in 2021 and 2022:
More importantly I was exacting in my October 2021 articles, where I accurately predicted that SCOTUS would hard pass on Trump’s:un-select Committe bullshatt, read more here, literally over one years, read more here and here -also see the December 30, 2021 follow up article whereby the House Jan6th Committee requested SCOTUS deny Trump’s petition, found here. And last but certainly not least see SCOTIS’ January 19, 2022 Ruling …
…which did in fact affirmed my previous factually based assertions that SCOTUS would deny Trump’s request. Why? Well me canz readz goodly and I actually understand what the Court filings mean absent the ridiculous: “I’ll be your PACER guide” disinformation. Mitch I’m pretty sure you couldn’t find PACER with Tito’s drenched, addled conspiracy laden horns because no sensible person in the legal community ever talks about 40K+ sealed indictments. No one with any once of seriousness would openly beclown themselves. Only an unemployed and unemployable thirsty moronic dingleberry would make such an insanely deep stupid comment like that. As my Texas family says: “son you’re all hat and no cattle” - my point is I’m beseeching you to stop believing everything you read from the Blur QANON and QANON contingency .
Allow me to properly explain Justice Kagan’s recent Order isn’t about the whole of SCOTUS. Although technically I’m pretty sure one could argue this is pro forma action —as a way pony only to ,allow for the full bench. Don’t get me started on Justice Thomas —mainly because the overt conflict of interest dgoukd have been an immediate disqualification—especially given Ginni Thomas and the Jan6th Domestic Terror Attack. Shame on Justice Thomas bad Shane on Chief Justice Roberts . Nearly one year to the date I explained and I think I proffered a compelling argument as to why Congress should increase the SCOTUS beach to 13 seats (12 justices and the Chief Justice)
Initially I attempted to be agnostic, my intention was to give a sitting Article III Judge the benefit of the doubt. Given Judge Cannon’s utterly insane and nonsensical rulings. She no longer deserve any modicum of respect. Do you remember in 2017 thru 2021 all of my threads screaming at the top of my lungs:
...Pull your goddamn heads out, Trump’s lifetime judicial appointments will ruin our judicial system…
To wit half of twitter made fun of my assessment and repeated “break glass warnings” Well how the fuck do you feel now? Knowing your larping was as credible as Trump’s Art of the deal. Just how many unqualified Article III Judges are now serving a lifetime appointment all because Mitch McConnell the Judicial Crisis Network, the 3 SCOTUS Justices.
Not that this matters, in January of 2022 I explained why I kept my mouth shut when @GregOlear engaged in obvious plagiarism or when Stephanie Koff aka @LincolnsBible “threatened to sue me” -and had to explain to another attorney what the definition of plagiarism actually is and isn’t —weird how Stephanie and Greg never filed because it’s been almost ten months and I have yet to be served. These are the very same individuals that stole my intellectual property and in Stephanie’s case she falsely stated “I committed a cyber crime against her” and then she & Greg attempted to extort me into silence. I AM STILL WAITING ON SERVICE—Steph sweetie your statue of limitations ran out over 10 months ago <snort whoopsie doodle> perhaps you overlooked that tiny fact..But I digress the whole point some of us were sounding the alarm while others sought to monetize their stupid “Trump is mob” narrative.
Notwithstanding this now brings us to the last and most important update;
ORDER. Pursuant to the parties' Joint Supplement, ECF No. 158, Plaintiff has withdrawn any claims of attorney-client privilege and/or attorney work product doctrine as to Documents 5, 8, 10, 12, 13, 19, 20, 21, and 22 in the Filter Materials Log.
The Privilege Review Team is directed to provide these documents to the Case Team immediately, no later than October 27, 2022. The Case Team and Plaintiff are to attempt to resolve or narrow any disputes regarding executive privilege and/or the Presidential Records Act. A complete log of any disputes regarding these documents shall be filed by November 12, 2022.
The Privilege Review Team is directed to return the original copies of Document 17 and Document 18 to Plaintiff immediately, no later than October 27, 2022. Finally, the parties' proposed briefing schedule on global issues, ECF No. 161, is approved. Principal briefs are due on or before November 8, 2022. Responsive briefs are due on or before November 12, 2022.Signed by Special Master Raymond J. Dearie on 10/26/2022 -see Oct 27th Docket Report
Oct 26, 2022 NOTICE by United States Of America of Filing. See SDFL-ECF for Doc # 161-1
Oct 25, 2022 NOTICE of Filing by Donald J. Trump re 150 Notice of Filing.see SDFL-ECF for Doc # 160-1
Oct 24, 2022 NOTICE by United States Of America of Filing of Joint Supplement to Log of Dispute -see SDFL-ECF Doc No 158-1
But the one filing you should pay attention to is; NOTICE by United States Of America re 138 Order on Filter A Document Dispute -see SDFL-ECF Doc # 150 It’s the most detailed, in short I still maintain that Trump’s endgame has always been to delay, distract and deny with a secondary agenda of profiteering above all else. Because Trump has always been a transactional self aggrandizing grifter who believes he is above the law. Again I still have the utmost confidence and faith in Attorney General Garland and the countless men and women of the FBI and broadly the Justice Department.
However like many of you my patience isn’t bottomless. Insofar as “what’s taking the DOJ so long?” Well here’s the thing those of us who understand the federal criminal rules of procedure and federal; rules of evidence actually know a successful prosecution can take 0-20 months just to bring and indictment and equally long (or longer) to prosecute…
Patience I’d rather have AG Garland do it right…
…rather than rush and let Trump escape the (figurative) noose of justice because in this high profile case there are ZERO DO OVERS…and anyone who tells you otherwise is full of shit. Ergo I’ll keep repeating this I’d rather the DOJ takes it’s time, slow and steady always wins the race. But most have a self serving notion that ‘I want it now, what is Garland doing’ do you understand how ridiculously short sided that narrative is? I am all but certain Attorney General Garland takes his orders from the Blue-QANON larpers. Please note my extreme sarcasm because that’s where I’m at.
until we meet again: Be Well. I’m going dark, promise.
Thus far I’ve had 2 speech therapy sessions. The concierge Drs made the recommendation that I bump up my speech therapy to three times a week with each session now scheduled for 3.5 hours a day. Which means I am now scheduled to do more than 10 hours a week of speech therapy. To be honest this week absolutely fucking sucked. I’m an unreasonable control freak and this stroke is testing my limits both my intellectual and physical boundaries.
Today officially marks 15 days since my stroke. My medical team thinks my recovery will now be upwards of three to five months (good thing I have disability insurance). Right now I’ve regressed, which in of itself is terrifying and bloody frustrating. Especially with respect to my speech because as of Oct 27th I can’t actually talk anymore. The paralyzation of my right face has gotten worse, with my right eye no longer blinking. Additionally my right arm is now completely paralyzed ( four days ago I could sort of wiggle my last three fingers, now they are locked in a claw like position. But my neurologist told me that the brain damage sustained during my stroke, my brain is now actively rewiring itself so it’s possible I’ll have what’s known as a “spontaneous recovery” -I’m not trying to sugar coat or convey a hopeful diagnosis, this is what my medical team (of nearly a dozen doctors and clinicians) are telling me. Hope Springs eternal, right?
In the past 15 days I’ve lost just over 23 lbs which is a lot on my already small-ish frame. The Drs are also concerned about my really low potassium levels, along with my elevated platelet count. It’s as if my body is violently rejecting any kind of nourishment or improvement. The Drs want to see me regain 5lbs by the 31st. I can’t keep anything down except for dum-dums. And yes my speech therapist literally prescribed dum-dums to me because it’s suppose to help with my swallowing mechanisms, puckering and sealing of my lips.
Keep in mind these setbacks are actually to be expected but like my husband (bless his heart for transcribing my dictation) said I have to take some time off and focus on getting better. So I’ll be back on Substack November 1, 2022 and I really hope to have better news. For now I genuinely believe my readers have the most updated and relevant judicial information.
If you made it this far here’s your reward, last night the sound was absolutely beautiful. As always yiu can find my proof of life on Instagram, where I’m posting at least two videos a day. FWIW my Drs told me posting videos with music might facilitate repairs to the left side of my brain damage. Again I’ll see you soon -this is your goodbye it’s me
You have lost none of your cognitive abilities or SPICE! May I suggest a large doll or stuffed giraffe that you can practice and perfect your left throat punch?? Your brain will find new paths to communicate. Go, Filey, Go!
First of all, F@%K ALL whom seem to be creeping on you and spreading falsehood! I actually have not heard anyone even suggest such a thing, but that doesn’t mean it hasn’t happened and for that, I am so sorry. Jerks! Just a bunch of jerks! Oh, and yes, welcome Mr. Filey! 🤣🫶 Listen girl, you hold your head up high and know you are so loved from all over the globe! And facts matter! Stay quirky and funny and don’t worry about your loyal readers! We will all be here when you post and wish you nothing but good healthy and lots of love!!! ♥️♥️♥️
You have lost none of your cognitive abilities or SPICE! May I suggest a large doll or stuffed giraffe that you can practice and perfect your left throat punch?? Your brain will find new paths to communicate. Go, Filey, Go!
First of all, F@%K ALL whom seem to be creeping on you and spreading falsehood! I actually have not heard anyone even suggest such a thing, but that doesn’t mean it hasn’t happened and for that, I am so sorry. Jerks! Just a bunch of jerks! Oh, and yes, welcome Mr. Filey! 🤣🫶 Listen girl, you hold your head up high and know you are so loved from all over the globe! And facts matter! Stay quirky and funny and don’t worry about your loyal readers! We will all be here when you post and wish you nothing but good healthy and lots of love!!! ♥️♥️♥️