Who you calling a felon Defendant (GOP gubernatorial candidate for MI Governor) Ryan Kelley?
Likely the shortest article ever written by Moi -but the statement of offense is pretty spectacular. Thank you to the countless men & women of the FBI. They are always standing watch.
Question: can an GOP gubernatorial candidate for Michigan Governor still be elected?
Me thinks -probably NYET. And I think FAFO Thursday should also be a real thing. To those who continue to criticize the FBI and USAO-DC regarding the Jan6th Capitol Violence cases -please delete your social media accounts forthwith. Because in your quest to remain relevant you’ve besmirched and belittled countless men and women of the FBI and more broadly our Justice Department… these fine public servants will leave no stone unturned. It doesn’t matter how long it takes, in the end the FBI will find you and arrest you.
I’d also recommend you read the Militia Group “American Patriot Council (APC)” that’s referenced in the statement of facts -because APC’s watchlist certainly reads like an actual hit list to kill several current and former lawmakers. This militia group is repeatedly cited in Defendant Kelley’s Statement of Offense…for example starting on page 10 thru 15 -also I don’t Defendant Kelley will be making any of these campaign appearances —any time soon (snort).
If you watch that YouTube video of Federal Agents executing the arrest warrant (and likely search and seizure warrant) they came in pretty heavy but that’s absolutely appropriate because I’m pretty sure they considered Ryan Kelley heavily armed and dangerous; but that’s speculation on my end. So it’s okay to be skeptical of my previous assertion
In May of 2020, KELLEY attended the American Patriot Council “Judgement Day” rally in Lansing, Michigan. During that event, KELLEY wore a backwards black hat, a blue shirt, and a black coat. Parts of this attire were also worn by KELLEY in photos and videos from the U.S. Capitol grounds on January 6, 2021. During that event, KELLEY also stated that: : “...the American Patriot Rally was organized with one thing in mind: to encourage the senate to vote no on extending [Governor] Whitmer’s emergency declaration, which they did. It was a victory....we got exactly what we came for.”
No really this is how it started for Ryan Kelley👇🏻
I mean it’s not everyday that a YouTube video actually documents the execution of an arrest warrant… BEST. THURSDAY. EVER.
Knock Knock. Who’s there? The FBI now open the f_cking door…
no hablo inglés… inaudible sobbing ←okay it probably didn’t go down like that but in my tiny cold black heart I wanted it to go down like that. And so help me Sweet Baby Jesus if Defendant Kelley launched a Give Send Go (I’ve written extensively on how this is the Insurrectionist go to, read the dozen or so articles here) crowd sourcing campaign —I till lose what minimal marbles I have left.
I’m thinking I need to create a video with this music accompaniment but that will have to wait until after 3PM ←months and months and countless hours this was the last task my former boss delegated to me. And I’m kind of proud of the final product —and this morning heading into the office a mostly white pigeon stopped me dead in my tracks —pretty sure that pigeon was my boss from the great beyond because I screamed at it “if you shit on my head I’ll snap your neck and roast you for dinner” —we’ll see who’s the winners or losers are and I’m kind of excited about that
Who's the felon now?
Filey, wondered whether you would comment on his arrest by FBI. Thank you for this.
Perfect music accompaniment fit. Played them together.
I ran out of popcorn, already...